Don’t oversell or you’ll be out of business — We all know men like to exaggerate when it comes to impressing women with their man parts just like women like to do the same about our height. To the ones who tell that little white lie, it’s all about impressing who you’re talking too. I have heard so many…

and yes…I posted it. First. I posted a few pictures of me getting ready for him to come to bed. Those are getting easier for me as far as feeling in the mood for them. I even blow dry my air when I get out of the shower and maybe…

And why I would do it again — 1. Behind my job It was my half hour break and my boyfriend came to sit with me. After about 5 minutes of talking about just about nothing, we both got bored. He took my hand and dragged me into the little ally between us and the shop next door. …

I am SO LIVID This is not sexy. This is not for entertainment. This is a warning. This is an off the top of my head rant because I am SO UPSET! 9 years ago, I became a mom. A year later, I became a mom of 2. Before that…

No wonder she gets passing grades — Classes this semester are hard as hell. It’s the last year of law school and I can’t help but be jealous of my roommate. …

She caught him cheating while I was there — I don’t get paid a whole lot as a maid, but the tips are great. Every now and then I get to witness some pretty…unbelievable stuff. I don’t clean normal houses. I clean HUGE houses while the owners are off in like…Honolulu on a week vacation. …

Off to the closet! — “It’s a GIRL!” My cousins husband comes up to us in the waiting room. The smile on his face is ecstatic and so happy! The smile on my boyfriend’s face, however, is alarming. “Shit” I know the bet we made on the way here. …

A message for the men…and ladies — As a woman, getting ready to start the day is actually a big part of the day. It’s hard for some women to go out looking all fresh and well rested when you are in fact NOT feeling fresh and you sure as hell aren’t well rested. So, we turn…

I WANTED to prove Meghan Madness Wrong. — The story I am referring to is at the bottom. Her experience is much different, and I didn’t squash my tits, but still…don’t try it. What woman doesn’t get horny after 2 or…13 drinks? …